23 red lumps and 7 days

That’s what I have now.


wait.. OMG I'M ACTUALLY UPDATING AFTER 283472384927348 milion years!

Okay I''ll give you(or whatever remains of my faithful readers) a few moments to let that gasp-worthy truth sink in..




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YAY !!!!!!!!!!! now that we have all fully internalized the fact that I have actually blogged approximately 6 months after my last post, bypassing the very major milestones of my life this year including:

ORIENTATION (FEB), CNY@HONGKONG(FEB), ME CUTTING MYDAMN HAIR SHORT WHICH HAS ONLY GROWN A GRAND TOTAL OF 2 INCHES SINCE THEN (FEB), MY 18TH (MAR), TERMS(MAR), HOW I DIED EVERY FLOORBALL TRAININGZXZXZ(APRIL), NEW COUNCIL ELECTIONS(APRIL), NAPHA-.-(MAY), FLOORBALL A DIV (MAY), MIDYEARS(MAY), CF CAMP(EARLY JUNE), SAT REASONING TEST (EARLY JUNE), COUNCIL JUNE CAMP(EARLY JUNE), THE MANY EVENTS THAT OCCURRED IN THE JUNE HOLLS(JUNE), BINTAN TRIP AND THE ORIGINS OF THE 23 RED LUMPS(END JUNE) AND OF COURSE GETTING BACK MY SAT RESULTS (END JUNE), NOT TO MENTION THE VARIOUS PURITY TALKS PEPPERED ALONG THE WAY,

we may proceed!!!

disclaimer: THIS IS NOT AN EMO POST! hahaha don’t be put off by the first para cos it’ll get progressively more retarded

I hate this feeling that I’m feeling right now. that every minute I spend doing anything…about just anything that can be vaguely classified under ‘unproductive’ is like… another mark off my A level score. Another book piling up at the bottom of Typing Maniac(which ironically is currently one of the main causes of my utter unproductivity). Another… boulder coming loose from the base of a dam. Another… jenga block pulled out ever inconspiciously from the bottom of the tower. I forsee all hell breaking loose in a few months time.

But all I can think of now is what’s for dinner.

Omg I should be like jailed for being like. such a ingrate. i mean…

Think about the Millions of poor kids who had the misfortune of coming back to Singapore like on the… 20th of July or earlier!!!!

they’re probably bemoaning the fact that all the ‘extension of holiday-go-vote-on-channelnewsasia’ hypeshit was just… hypeshit. and that all that I’m Not Too Young To Make A Difference Let the Youth of Singapore Stand Up nonsense is just … a lie ):

and to all those who regret not lying and pretending you went overseas in your travel form, regret no more! It’s not that great being quarantined. it’s like the whole “more is given, more is expected” principal… -.- like because i’m currently living in the Closet Mugger’s Euthopia (“Oh poor me here I am having to lie in bed all day sick and not go to school and grasp essential concepts! I guess I shall just lie down and waste my time away and tell everyone how sad I was when actually I was waking up at 6am everyday and mugging to my heart’s content”), i’m actually expcted to BEHAVE like a closet mugger…… WHICH I’M NOT.okay I know I don’t make sense :(

anyway… I’ve decided.. It’s all typing mania’s fault. turning us all into sloths under the cunning disguise that it’s a perfectly educational game that will stimulate us intellectually (well okayyy. i was quite shocked to see some of the redvocab book words like.. evince and mollify there). But still it’s freaking addictive! and like.. i can spend like 2+ hours working my way up to 5th position and like the next day i’m like back by 5 to 10th positions already!!!!!!

and speaking of slothood… I’ve actually degenerated to like.. the lowest form of slothness that even blogging is considered productive. can’t believe it used to be a form of ‘relaxation’. Now it’s actually something on my to-do list -.-”’

AND I ACTUALLY FEEL PRODUCTIVE WHEN I BATHE,SHEESH! it’s like i have the whole ‘oh, there’s no opportunity cost when I’m showering because like.. DUH I HAVE TO BATHE EVERYDAY RIGHT!?’ thing going on in my mind..

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I would say fml. but that’s like so niam.

niam it all la

...Bak Chor Mee + Vee Power = a very very potent karaoke session

My family is incredibly..
incorrigible.

1. we book chalets in Changi with 5 rooms and 5 toilets for 4 people..
2. .. as a, retreat
3. only to return home the next day to collect a change of underwear (hah)
4. ... and so that we can go eat bakchormee at Changi village for the first time in our lives..(more on that later)
5. we visit pulao ubin and spontaneously hop onto a van to visit Chek Jawa
6. we are fascinated by mud skippers and crabs
7. we four cycle around the island in 3 bikes

and then

8..WE GO KARAOKE-ING LIKE 9 HOURS BEFORE I WAKE UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

at.. THOMSON COMMUNITY CLUB (Here's where all the West-centric AC people chime in: Where in jupiter is that!?)

not your typical daybeforefirstdayofschool activity huh.

hahah.



♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
but it was just TOO WEIRD

♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
to sing so what and hot n cold in front of 5 adults

♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
who were singing moon river

♥roman candle heart; says:
HAHA

♥roman candle heart; says:
hey

♥roman candle heart; says:
moon river is cool

♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
hahaha
♥roman candle heart; says:
but insanely hard to sing

♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
not when they're 5 zhao xia adults singing it

♥roman candle heart; says:
HAHA



Lol. Here I was screaming "So much for my happy ending"in my post-oglcamp voice (OKAY, this was one of the more "recent" songs they had...and i kinda can memorise the lyrics already...otherwise i'd usually not pick an avril song).. and there they were crooning meaningful songs with uplifting moralistic lyrics like you raise me up, hero, I turn to you, like a rose, There can be miracles etcetc...

and ithink my mum was secretly misled into thinking "happy ending" was...well, about a happy ending... at least until the word shit appeared i think.

then they started the whole oldies phase with songs like country road, way you touch me(or something along those lines), closer to you, moon river and.. yeah you know.

and hten i saw hey jude so tried to sing it but failed kinda miserably. not that the fakko mtv helped. it being about some wedding couple taking a stroll in a mysterious park near some castle with green meadows. and suddenly at the end. the groom ditches the bride and elopes wiht anther woman.

how strange.

OMGOMG.

I forgot to add one more!

10. MY PARENTS, UNCLE & AUNTIE ARE BRINGING MY 22YEAR OLD BROTHER TO ST JAMES POWER STATION ON WED FOR HIS VIRGIN CLUBBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


for once i'd say

THANK GOD IM NOT LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wanted to bury a hole and die when the 4 above forty adults started talkign really loudly:
OK SO WED WE MEET U GUYS FOR DINNER THEN WE ALL GO ST JAMES POWER STATOIN TOGETHER AH!!? SORRY JOYCE YOU'RE NOT 18 YET...


then some random ahbengs at the side gave them a LOOK.
i scratched my ear rapidly.



lol with stories about looks that could kill... my new strategy is to stare meekly at the ground and fumble with my thumbs in an incredibly IMAFREAKINGPALEWHITESICKLYNERD-IPOSE NO-SUCH-THREAT-TO-YOU-WHATSOEVER manner in the presence of all potential metal-rod bearers...

this i know because i read the papers

whcih i sadly did not bother to cut out

which is why i dont have 30 articles as of date for gp.





AH IFORGOT- the highlight of this article!
This sadly cannot be filed under Purity Talk #06 although its almost equitable in retardedness.
needless to say its about the same person.
the GIVER of the purity talks.

Has, on January 2nd 2009, declared that she was eating Bak Chor Mee for the first time.

HAHAHAH.
and let me clarify.

Mum(said, after like 30 years of living in sg) : orrrh., so this is the famous BCM!!! i heard about it from auntie xxx,then got some political scandal over it also right ..

me: -stares at her bowl of so called BCM-, speechless

This is her definition of BCM (what a great way to spoil a great virgin eating of BCM):
1) Bakchormee NO Bakchor!
2) WITH SOUP!!!!
3) No chilli!

Okay wonderful. so hre we have Fish Ball Noodles with bak chor elements (like fibres from a pig's nostril maybe) in the soup.


anyway the political scandal or whatever was 3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!



Gotta sleep. long day tmr.
probably emotionally taxing too, cos i'll be goign back PL to promote ac.
and see all the babies get back their results.
I must be tactful.
I can just imagine the reaction of say a 30pointer when i tell her to go for Ac's open house.

nighttttttttttttttt. look out for peter posters tmr!!!!!!

If I were in your shoes

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 5or more friends


.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Tears and Rain - James Blunt

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Kiss me, Kill me - MEST

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?Harder to Breathe - Maroon5

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?It'll all work out - Tom Petty

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?Just wanna be with you - HSM3

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?Blind - Lifehouse

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?The Reason I live - Hillsong

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?None but Jesus - Hillsong

WHAT IS 2+2? Complicated - Avril Lavigne

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?Friends - Michael. W

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?Miss Most - Bluesky Reality

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?Broken Door - Bedlight for Blue Eyes

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?Dance, Dance, Christa Paffgen - Anberlin

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?Halloween - Rent Motion Picture

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?Words - Ryan Adam

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?Music of the Night - Phantom of the Opera

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Candleburn - Dishwalla

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Clocks - Coldplay

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Two in a million - S Club 7

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? A Night to Remember - HSM3

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Alive - S Club 7

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? You can't stop the beat - Hairspray

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? What a catch, Donnie - FOB

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Jenny - The Click Five

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Free Loop - Daniel Powter

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Head over heels - Switchfoot

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? The Time has come - Hillsong

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Superstar - Sonic Youth

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Starlight Addiction - Pushplay

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? If I were in your shoes - You Me at Six



YOU HAVE TO DO THIS:
1) xy
2) fiona
3) tiffany
4) chrys
5) yen