incorrigible.
- we book chalets in Changi with 5 rooms and 5 toilets for 4 people..
- .. as a, retreat
- only to return home the next day to collect a change of underwear (hah)
- ... and so that we can go eat bakchormee at Changi village for the first time in our lives..(more on that later)
- we visit pulao ubin and spontaneously hop onto a van to visit Chek Jawa
- we are fascinated by mud skippers and crabs
- we four cycle around the island in 3 bikes
and then
8..WE GO KARAOKE-ING LIKE 9 HOURS BEFORE I WAKE UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
at.. THOMSON COMMUNITY CLUB (Here's where all the West-centric AC people chime in: Where in jupiter is that!?)
not your typical daybeforefirstdayofschool activity huh.
hahah.
♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
but it was just TOO WEIRD
♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
to sing so what and hot n cold in front of 5 adults
♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
who were singing moon river
♥roman candle heart; says:
HAHA
♥roman candle heart; says:
hey
♥roman candle heart; says:
moon river is cool
♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
hahaha
♥roman candle heart; says:
but insanely hard to sing
♥dear benny stars looking at a planet says:
not when they're 5 zhao xia adults singing it
♥roman candle heart; says:
HAHA
Lol. Here I was screaming "So much for my happy ending"in my post-oglcamp voice (OKAY, this was one of the more "recent" songs they had...and i kinda can memorise the lyrics already...otherwise i'd usually not pick an avril song).. and there they were crooning meaningful songs with uplifting moralistic lyrics like you raise me up, hero, I turn to you, like a rose, There can be miracles etcetc...
and ithink my mum was secretly misled into thinking "happy ending" was...well, about a happy ending... at least until the word shit appeared i think.
then they started the whole oldies phase with songs like country road, way you touch me(or something along those lines), closer to you, moon river and.. yeah you know.
and hten i saw hey jude so tried to sing it but failed kinda miserably. not that the fakko mtv helped. it being about some wedding couple taking a stroll in a mysterious park near some castle with green meadows. and suddenly at the end. the groom ditches the bride and elopes wiht anther woman.
how strange.
OMGOMG.
I forgot to add one more!
10. MY PARENTS, UNCLE & AUNTIE ARE BRINGING MY 22YEAR OLD BROTHER TO ST JAMES POWER STATION ON WED FOR HIS VIRGIN CLUBBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for once i'd say
THANK GOD IM NOT LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wanted to bury a hole and die when the 4 above forty adults started talkign really loudly:
OK SO WED WE MEET U GUYS FOR DINNER THEN WE ALL GO ST JAMES POWER STATOIN TOGETHER AH!!? SORRY JOYCE YOU'RE NOT 18 YET...
then some random ahbengs at the side gave them a LOOK.
i scratched my ear rapidly.
lol with stories about looks that could kill... my new strategy is to stare meekly at the ground and fumble with my thumbs in an incredibly IMAFREAKINGPALEWHITESICKLYNERD-IPOSE NO-SUCH-THREAT-TO-YOU-WHATSOEVER manner in the presence of all potential metal-rod bearers...
this i know because i read the papers
whcih i sadly did not bother to cut out
which is why i dont have 30 articles as of date for gp.
AH IFORGOT- the highlight of this article!
This sadly cannot be filed under Purity Talk #06 although its almost equitable in retardedness.
needless to say its about the same person.
the GIVER of the purity talks.
Has, on January 2nd 2009, declared that she was eating Bak Chor Mee for the first time.
HAHAHAH.
and let me clarify.
Mum(said, after like 30 years of living in sg) : orrrh., so this is the famous BCM!!! i heard about it from auntie xxx,then got some political scandal over it also right ..
me: -stares at her bowl of so called BCM-, speechless
This is her definition of BCM (what a great way to spoil a great virgin eating of BCM):
1) Bakchormee NO Bakchor!
2) WITH SOUP!!!!
3) No chilli!
Okay wonderful. so hre we have Fish Ball Noodles with bak chor elements (like fibres from a pig's nostril maybe) in the soup.
anyway the political scandal or whatever was 3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!
Gotta sleep. long day tmr.
probably emotionally taxing too, cos i'll be goign back PL to promote ac.
and see all the babies get back their results.
I must be tactful.
I can just imagine the reaction of say a 30pointer when i tell her to go for Ac's open house.
nighttttttttttttttt. look out for peter posters tmr!!!!!!
SAM: QUEEN OF UNGLAM !
