is
over :D
Okay knowing my very elaborative tendencies and not wanting to belabour you poor nice readers with my hoarse account,
I will sum it all up with a few statements:
- I had a sore throat on Thursday 6 nov (now isnt that a neat lil contained statement! yay stick you are working towards become less of a rambling freak)
- I slept that night at a record early time of 10pm, hoping when I wake up the sorethroat will magically disappear
- but noooooooooooo when i woke up the i still sounded like joe en's testosterone jabs had started kicking in (which they haven't...i think..at least there aren't any visible signs) AKA IM A 14 YR OLD BOY WHO REALISES HE (or at least his voicebox) IS ON THE ROAD TO MANHOOD!!
- Anyway Mum made me gulp down like 3 cupfuls of vitamin C, 3 cupfuls of steaming flu tea, 1 cup of carrot juice, 1 cup of applecidervinegar+honey = 8 x 250ml perhaps = 2 FREAKING LITRES OF LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- and all in the short span of 1hourrrrrrrrrrrr!
(okay you know what it isn't working there's no difference even if i add the point form cos it only serves as a black dot in the front of my otherwise unaffected unshortened still-elaborated sentences!!!...but it makes me look organised so haha i shall leave it there)
- then mum spammed me with like my usual 7 tablets + 3 extra pills + a spoonful of bee pollen omg
- but being all impatient.. i wanted to medicine to work like INSTANTLY
- which obviously it didn't..so i decided to distract myself with OBAMA NEWS
- and read the entire section from his goat herder mother to the origins of his ears
- but NOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Hoarse Voice refused to budge. I think i was nearly hysterical now. I even contemplated jogging 10 round around my estate cos the last time I did everything cleared. But nah... I lazy.
- SO anyway i quite resignedly rushed to school only to meet the ever caring ever praying PSG! like auntie ros and friends. who told me instantly to drink coke with salt.
- which seriously freaked me out. 1) I dont like coke 2) I don't like seawater..at least nt drinking it 3) I certainly would NOT like a combination of both
- i resorted to gurgling a cup of hot sea water in the end.
- whic didnt really help, actually...
- BUT NEVERMIND!
- i pesevered, like MARITES, the maid
SO WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM MY JOURNEY?!?!
- That I have undiscovered colossal bladder capacities! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF!!!
- THAT through my determination and endurance, I emerged...a better person and a better um, container-of-pee
- ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS! like handling unjust treatment (and circumstances) towards myself with DIGNITY AND GRACE
:D omg when tiff and joe's grp said they were having pw withdrawal syndrome I thought they were nuts. now... I think they're slightly less nutty. But I really wouldnt do it again, really. It was a long and arduous journey. haha wouldnt it be ironic if someone did a journey on 'A PW STUDENT'S LIFE' or something.
yay so in my sexy voice, hwee's nonchalant attitude voice, paul's very homely voice and gid's presenterphonesex dude voice, MANATEELOVEWONDER did it again =)
now on to..
PURITY TALK #04 - RAISING EYEBROWS OVER EYEBROWS
okay so it all started when sherrie had a great idea to go eyebrow-threading together :D
according to her friend shalini BALA, we had to go tto CENTREPOINT ORCHARD to find a shop called RUPINI'S (like. rupini's the woman's shop. there are no other um. connotations whatsoever).
So we combed the entire CPO with high expectations only to end up with dashed hopes.
anyway according to shalini all we needed to do was to exploit this thing known as the
ANY INDIAN WOMAN KNOWS RUPINI'S (AIWKR) PHENOMENON!
According to the phenomenon, any single indian woman we spotted on the street would know where this mysterious place called Rupini's was. LIKE ANY. so of course me and sherrie were like REALLY MEH.
but we decided to test it out. so we ate at some place for lunch and awaited for the indian waitress to serve us so we could pounce on her.
sherrie (act sweet and demure) : Hi do you know where is Rupini's? the place to thread eyebrows?
Indian waitress 1: (all excited) rupini's?? AH you want to do your eyebrows? OH no not more in centrepoint! you have to go to .. you know oppposite the mall there? eh wait i ask my friend!!
(calls friend) they wnat to know where is rupini's!!
Indian waitress 2: ah rupini's!!!! you go to the Tekkamall one lah! you know where is that? you can take 298 or 23 bus there blablablabla (all excited too)
sherrie and me: 0.0
whoa okay so it really works.
anyway we followed their instructions and ended up in this mall called MIDPOINT ORCHARD.
seriously. how original can the orchard road developer get.
anyway threading eyebrows is srsly painful k ):
like some stupid cat with uber long claws scratching you across your eyelid
and sherrie just stood there and laughed at me
cos her mum said she must be high-class and go to browhaus to do lol
cos 'HER EYEBROWS ARE HER TRADEMARK'
lolllllls
and um some stuff happened after which I will not elaborate on.
HAHAHA SHERRIE KOH YOU BETTER WATCHOUT!!
OH AND BACK TO THE TOPIC!
which i have strayed immensely from - THAT IS, MUM'S PURITY TALK #04....
raising eyebrows over my eyebrows
anyway when i got home i was kinda wary cos i knew if mum knew she'd confirm make as much noise as a beheaded goose. soi wanted to be like paul twohill the second to cover it. but she didn really notice or care so i was like ah whatever let me show them to the world. not very visible anyway cos i have like super faint eyebrows to begin with so they just became a little more defined.
but like after one week (hibernation period to gather her lecturing powers perhaps) she was like did you do anything to your eyebrows?!
so instintively i was like.. um yeah sherrie knew how to thread eyebrows so she help me (JOKE OF THE CENTURY LAH hahahah)
then she was like BUT I NEVER DO ANYTHING TO MY EYEBROWS STILL VERY NICE WHAT!!! SEE!! WHY YOU NEVER FOLLOW ME???
and you could see she was all anguishd at my um..sudden flourishing vanity or something..
-.-''''
and i was all like..ah nvm lah it'll grow back anyway im just experimenting...
and then i was like trying to steer the conversation to another topic so i said oh mum i was thinking of cutting my hair to shoulderlength..
and then she goes really should i too
(in my mind): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DOES SHE WANT US TO BE, TWINS OR SOMETHING!?
outwardly: no lahhh, i think you look better with long hair..very um, feminine and gentle
that brings us to
PURITY TALK#05 - LONG FINGERNAILS =THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!
yes omg so while on the topic of my problematic vanity,
she goes on to say WHY YOUR FINGERNAILS SO LONG AH??
wah now vain already ah think long fingernails very nice..
put what french manicure ah..
LIKE WHAT??????
1) My fingernails were barely long! like okay..2mm maybe?!
2) AND EVEN IF THEY WERE, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY THE RESULT OF MERE FORGETFULNESS esp since i have no more piano lesson
3) and um nooooooo how about the tips of yoru fingernails are naturally WHITE??
okay but yes i do understand her point..
sh emust keep me pure from all forms of vanity.
seeing in which she owns no nail polish bottle,
in owning 1.5 bottles I must have gone over to the dark side
such a carnal sin cannot be forgiven..
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