I'd hate to admit it but I did something I would, in normal circumstances, deem utterly wu liao (for want of a better word. Damn now I don't have any right to make fun of the Hua Yu Cool campaign - where you promote Manderin and immediately undermine its vocabularic abilities by having to employ the use of an English word) and attention-seeking and generally for people with nothing better to do with their lives.



I posted a secret.

On FB's SM. Of whcih the name itself, I felt, was just... trying to hard to be an yeehwee.

Okay. So it wasn't really a secret.
It was vague and perfectly ambigiously empathize-able.




Which seems to describe the over-whelming sense of WHAT IFness hanging over me like an over-looking gargoyle this past week







what if.

musings by a muse

Elope with me Miss Private and we’ll sail around the world
I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl
How many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take?
How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
Oh elope with me in private and we’ll set something ablaze
A trail for the devil to erase


San Francisco’s calling us, the Giants and Mets will play
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
We hung about the stadium, we’ve got no place to stay
We hung about the tenderloin and tenderly you tell
About the saddest book you ever read
It always makes you cry
The statue’s crying too and well he may.


I love you I’ve a drowning grip on your adoring face
I love you my responsibility has found a place
Beside you and strong warnings in the guise of gentle words
Come wave upon me from the family why not that's absurd
“You’ll take care of her, I know it, you will do a better job”
Maybe, but not what she deserves


Elope with me Miss Private and we’ll drink ourselves awake
We’ll taste the coffee houses and award certificates
A privy seal to keep the feel of 1960's style
We’ll comment on the decor and we’ll help the passer by
And at dusk when work is over we’ll continue the debate
In a borrowed bedroom virginal and spare


The catcher hits for .318 and catches every day
The pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays
He goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor
He knows the drink affects his speed he’s praying for
a doorway
Back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench
Life outside the diamond is a wrench


I wish that you were here with me to pass the dull weekend
I know it wouldn’t come to love, my heroine pretend
A lady stepping from the songs we love until this day
You’d settle for an epitaph like “Walk Away, Renee”
The sun upon the roof in winter will draw you out like
a flower


Meet you at the statue in an hour
Meet you at the statue in an hour

Now I know how those athletes feel.



Training their asses off for 4 gruelling years.
Preparing themselves; physically, mentally, emotionally


All just for that
One Event.



And Then.
when that One Event arrives



It's over in a split second
and you wish it never came.

you wish you were still practicing scales 2 hours ago
you wish you hadn't entered
hadn't said good morning sir
hadn't played G contrary instead of chromatic
hadn't broke down





I'm tired.
Weary. I
guess all I wanted
was for it to over


The past weekend.
trust God and he will help you
Isn't that a condition?
No it isn't
what if its a pre-set notion in my mind -
a self-imposed thing

we will support you all the way
but it's antagonising me do you not realise?
3 studio bookings x $20
Throwing it all away
just for 25 minutes

The accompanied condemnation. perhaps it just isn't worth it.


so you had a test but you never told me about it?

Motives.
Ulterior.
Or inherent.

I don't know.




She has started on antibiotics
Hi Mum my piano lesson's at 2pm.

dis
joint
ed fragments
I ponder over




w

PL musical - myfather'sgift

PL MUSICALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
I miss pl so muchhhhhhhhh!
although there was the occasional showoff boyfriend syndrome and usual OMG SHE CHANGED SO MUCH caterpillar-to-butterfly-transformation of some of our classmates, you guys will still remain the same to me =) the little toot sec1s growing and maturing into beautiful swans (wth cheesy much but wth its 1258 and my brain isnt functioning optimumly)


(THAT IDIOT AMANDAL - told me to act dao when the rest couldnt be bothered) RAPE SCENE #01: VICTIM: DIONNE RAPISTS: AMANDAL AND SHERRIERAPE SCENE #02 - VICTIM: JOYCE RAPISTS: DAYNA NG!DANA THE BANANA!!!!!! istill rmb The Father's Hand where you were the dancing banana =)
One of the scenes:



back to workkkkkkkkk at the Asean Ministerial Meeting!!!!!!!
8am - 8pm.
MEH.

Today is a let-the-talking-tell-the-story day

Hahhahah entertaining conversations with paully (WHOSE BIRTHDAY JUST PASSED ON FRIDAY!!!! HAPPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE BALL OF HOT NAILS AND SOFT HAIR!!!!!) that (I hope) serve its updating purposes......


On ADHOCS/MY LITTLE PONY
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niamniam says:
my reason for joing snr's nigt:

dakota says:
you're joining senior's night?!

dakota says:
ahh okay, tell me your reasons

niamniam says:
dont ya wish your ad hoc had ppl like me?
dont cha wish your ad hoc was cool like me?
dont cha..
dont cha
dont cha wish your snr's night went spectacular-y
dont cha wish your snr's night passed memorably
dontcha
dont cha

dakota says:
HAHAHA
dakota says:
oh my goodness
dakota says:
you sent that to him??

niamniam says:
yeah
niamniam says:
hahaha
niamniam says:
cos like
niamniam says:
me sam claire
niamniam says:
are known as the pussy cat dolls
niamniam says:
so hopefully he'sll get it
niamniam says:
hahaha
niamniam says:
they sent similar pussy-cat doll based msgs too

dakota says:
righttttttttttt
dakota says:
hahahhaah!
dakota says:
pussycat dolls.

niamniam says:
(ABOUT HWEE AND GID.. dont u think they;'ll make a pretty odd couple)

dakota says:
okay NO WAY.
dakota says:
i think even bao and jingyan have a higher chance
dakota says:
(and hwee's a closet lesbian )

niamniam says:
(are u sure its CLOSET?? HHAHAA)
niamniam says:
lol bao and jingyan!
niamniam says:
they'll look so cute tgt!

dakota says:
they'd argue everyday
dakota says:
and jingyan would be laughing
dakota says:
and bao would be ready to box him

niamniam says:
LOLLLLLLL SO CUTE!!!!!!!!
niamniam says:
then they'll both be chi pros
niamniam says:
cannot lah they'll babies will be abit imba
niamniam says:
omg 2 pandas !!!
niamniam says:
i just realised the uncanny resemblence
niamniam says:
(yayyyyyyyye i got my troola roola MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!! )

dakota says:
MINE IS NICER!!
dakota says:
(I SAW ALL OF YOUR PONIES TODAY, MINE'S THE CUTEST!)


whatever stupid paul!!!!! MINE HAS A PAINTBRUSH ON ITS ARSE AND IT IS THE ONLY PONY THAT IS A UNICORN! Go troola roola! lol. (better than chrys's starsong)

ON CLASS GOING-ONS
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dakota says:
okay okay hold the wrists my dear sticko
dakota says:
just tahan k
dakota says:
if it continues in school i'd pull them aside
dakota says:
including _____ (deleted for diplomatic purposes)
dakota says:
and whoever irritates the ell out of you
dakota says:
except, dont over abuse my abilities! x)

niamniam says:
HAHAHHA DO I GET MORE SERVICES IF I GIVE U A FREE (albiet very amateur) MANICURE??

niamniam says:
lol the sole male specieis in class that has NOT annoyed me will have to be jingyan..

dakota says:
HAHAH!

dakota says:
(and yes, i know better than to ask about me )

niamniam says
hahaha i nwhat sense 'know better'

dakota says:
hahhaa!
dakota says:
fine!
dakota says:
what about le vu and i?!

niamniam says:
HAHAHAH. LE VU = just annoying in general to all unfortunate females in his vicinity. today he made up his very own philosophical phrase! stick = pain. stick in the ass = pain in the ass. a=b b=c, therefore c=a
niamniam says:
and you... HAHA YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CATEGORY LAA worry so much for what
niamniam says:
note; i said MALE SPECIES

dakota says:
I KNEW IT
dakota says:
*shrieks!*
dakota says:
dakota says:
hahaha!

niamniam says:
thanks for provign my pt =)

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http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/2008/07/333-john-mayer-secular-chris-tomlin.html

interesting.

The MYSTERY 6KG/ invest rehearsals/ Janelle's departure/PW/ TERMZXZXZX

The phrase of the day shall be:
"Procrastination is just like masturbation. You feel good at first..but in the end, you're just screwing yourself"

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN A NOBEL WIT PRIZE.

And from the most unexpected source - WEE JINGYAN, Chinese Pro/The innocent, studious Kung Fu Panda/Non-closet mugger/a closet gideon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THAT IS JUST... PRO (and a very grim and apt reminder for myself at this moment)






Anyway, I just did something very atypical stick.

I write out the entire list of 'eventful' events that need to be blogged about in my title.
But you can be sure I won't get past Janelle's departure. Hahaha.


I know I could get into a lot of trouble by saying this (plausibly turn millions anorexic or spurn a bullimic cult) BUTBUTBUT it's really a big deal to me and I hope you guys understand...

I PUT ON 6KGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!


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WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(HAHAHAHA bet you were expecting some emo;;;;;; suicidal "that's it the diet starts today" comment)


I'M THE HAPPIEST STICK ALIVE (then again, probably the only stick who has the human capability to actually feel happy)




3 years of waiting!!!!!!! My darling 53kg has arrived at last.

Okay so maybe i DID cheat a little...
and yes maybe I did kinda use unscrupulous means to get that needle pointing a little further down.. but IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE OKAY!

Let me breakdown for you the genius of the stick:
1) DRINK WATER LIKE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
because... technically,water is free so long as you drink from the cooler and try not to think about the vicious primary school rumour that it is actually recycled..
So joyce the genius, preempting the impending danger of a height-and-weight taking, quickly rushes to the nearest water cooler and gulps down gallons (okay at the most 500ml.. but hey that's 0.5kg!!!.. i was just wondering.. if you took in 1litre of water and weighed yourself straight after, does that mean you'll be 1kg heavier? or will the water kinda assimilate and balance itself out and somehow not affect your mass? but that doesn't really make sense..)

2) LEARN FROM THE 'MISTAKES' OF OTHERS
Paul was weighing himself when he discovered -gasp- that he put on a disproportionately great amount of weight. Then he glances at his hand and realises he has been holding on to his phone and wallet. So he puts them aside...

At the same time which a stroke of inspiration struck stick. Stick quickly grabs onto the wallet and hp.. (putting them clandestinely in her pocket..)

3) HAVE A LARGE GROUP OF SUPPORTERS!!
Fellow supporters in her cause to avoid the 'DRINK MORE MILK OR ELSE'matronly nurses who come to health checks empty handed and return to the hospitals triamphantly armed with a bunch of seemingly eating disorder-plagued teenage girls such as gid graciously lend her his heavy metallic watch.

Stick, fully armed and loaded, goes onboard...




AND JUMPS FROM A MERE 47 TO 53!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is beyond her wildest dreams. stick jumps with glee.
PE teacher (taking down the weight): so you're 58kg now.
Stick: HARH!?!?! whaaaaaaaaaat, but i saw 53...
PE teacher: no it's 58..
stick: cannot be!!!!!!!!!! (steps on scale again)

The next day on the news: ACJC PE teacher, poked to death, weapon of murder = murderer.

Invest rehearsals

Been staying back the past week til approx. 930 each night.
I'm seriously going to start unconsciously saying "ready one two three" before I sit and stand up... and "one thousand up" before I raise my hands...

14 JULY PEOPLE COMECOMECOME!

Janelle's departure:
CAPTAIN OH CAPTAIN!
you have left us to drown in the miserable sea of PW
the MANATEE has lost its navigator.
It's direction in life.
It's fallen out of LOVE.
It can no longer swim..
one WONDERS how long it can survive..

(paul if you're reading this - IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ATTEMPT, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT!)



A TRIBUTE TO THE DEAR NELLY! (this is supposed to make you regret every single day that you of your life in oregon hahhaha. kidding)

I LOVE YOU!

Lol just another one of yeehwee's idiosyncratic expressions! which never fails to amuse me!! (AND PAUL THAT IMITATION WAS JUST BAD!!!! YOU PHAIL!)
I thought them amateurs the art of CHUBBY BUNNY... ALEX IS LIKE WTF I CANT WATCH.. I love you people!
Le Vu and his Library Club t-shirt + astro boy imitation = VERY,VERY,VERY DISTASTEFUL. I have nothing else to say.

BECKY + STICK'S KICK = one rolling ball of lard.

anyway, i just wanna say thank you so much janelle =)
I will seriously miss your presence in AH and as captain of the Manatee Love Wonder!

I still remember when we both entered Ah in PAE..
we were lost, afraid and appalled by its intimidating giants... (such as you know..)
but we've made it this far,
through geog tuts, KSL, lit lessons, stoning around the round tables in the canteen sessions,
crapping around with bimbo paul,
you refusing to join the bimbo club althogh you very well know you belong in there (with your very apt bimbotic actions/sayings which you attempt to hide BUT i take note of hahaha)

anyway, all the best in oregon!!! TELL ME HOW'S JOURNALISM OKAY!!! (i've always srsly considered it as a career path but I kinda need a guinea pig to help me test the waters LOL)
break out of your closet and become a real secret havoc!!!!!!!!
(take lots of scandalous pictures and send them to us okay!!!! WE HAVE TO MAKE SEAN REGRET NO RUNNING TO THE AIRPORT KOREAN DRAMA STYLE AND STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PLANE) hahaha. "SEANIE"

LOVE YOU ALWAYS!










Term Exam Results

shall not be spoken about as they are gay beyond words.
But overall, I'm glad (yet feeling a great sense of justmissedness) about Bio and Lit =)

Chinese... U should know how much I got (it's pretty obvious)
oh well. Time to dig back to my gens.

PW

EOM IS KILLING ME.
-continues eating Reese's buttercups- ILIKE.

Asean Ministerial Meeting Student attachment

WONT BE IN SCH FROM 14-24th.
If I calculated correctly, a whopping $140 should be mine by the end of next thurs !!!

(and so would a whopping pile of hw and tutorials from missing school for 8 days)




oh gosh amazing I did manage to cover most of the stuff I wanted to blog about. But not as in detailed as I would've liked (i could probably write a novel on how I picked my nose, for example.. but let's not go there)














(oh.. and for the sake of a particular pedantic reader.. I have discovered the little tick with the ABC above it right next to the Upload Images button that does wonders to my spelling... so hah)