Today is a let-the-talking-tell-the-story day

Hahhahah entertaining conversations with paully (WHOSE BIRTHDAY JUST PASSED ON FRIDAY!!!! HAPPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE BALL OF HOT NAILS AND SOFT HAIR!!!!!) that (I hope) serve its updating purposes......


On ADHOCS/MY LITTLE PONY
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niamniam says:
my reason for joing snr's nigt:

dakota says:
you're joining senior's night?!

dakota says:
ahh okay, tell me your reasons

niamniam says:
dont ya wish your ad hoc had ppl like me?
dont cha wish your ad hoc was cool like me?
dont cha..
dont cha
dont cha wish your snr's night went spectacular-y
dont cha wish your snr's night passed memorably
dontcha
dont cha

dakota says:
HAHAHA
dakota says:
oh my goodness
dakota says:
you sent that to him??

niamniam says:
yeah
niamniam says:
hahaha
niamniam says:
cos like
niamniam says:
me sam claire
niamniam says:
are known as the pussy cat dolls
niamniam says:
so hopefully he'sll get it
niamniam says:
hahaha
niamniam says:
they sent similar pussy-cat doll based msgs too

dakota says:
righttttttttttt
dakota says:
hahahhaah!
dakota says:
pussycat dolls.

niamniam says:
(ABOUT HWEE AND GID.. dont u think they;'ll make a pretty odd couple)

dakota says:
okay NO WAY.
dakota says:
i think even bao and jingyan have a higher chance
dakota says:
(and hwee's a closet lesbian )

niamniam says:
(are u sure its CLOSET?? HHAHAA)
niamniam says:
lol bao and jingyan!
niamniam says:
they'll look so cute tgt!

dakota says:
they'd argue everyday
dakota says:
and jingyan would be laughing
dakota says:
and bao would be ready to box him

niamniam says:
LOLLLLLLL SO CUTE!!!!!!!!
niamniam says:
then they'll both be chi pros
niamniam says:
cannot lah they'll babies will be abit imba
niamniam says:
omg 2 pandas !!!
niamniam says:
i just realised the uncanny resemblence
niamniam says:
(yayyyyyyyye i got my troola roola MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!! )

dakota says:
MINE IS NICER!!
dakota says:
(I SAW ALL OF YOUR PONIES TODAY, MINE'S THE CUTEST!)


whatever stupid paul!!!!! MINE HAS A PAINTBRUSH ON ITS ARSE AND IT IS THE ONLY PONY THAT IS A UNICORN! Go troola roola! lol. (better than chrys's starsong)

ON CLASS GOING-ONS
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dakota says:
okay okay hold the wrists my dear sticko
dakota says:
just tahan k
dakota says:
if it continues in school i'd pull them aside
dakota says:
including _____ (deleted for diplomatic purposes)
dakota says:
and whoever irritates the ell out of you
dakota says:
except, dont over abuse my abilities! x)

niamniam says:
HAHAHHA DO I GET MORE SERVICES IF I GIVE U A FREE (albiet very amateur) MANICURE??

niamniam says:
lol the sole male specieis in class that has NOT annoyed me will have to be jingyan..

dakota says:
HAHAH!

dakota says:
(and yes, i know better than to ask about me )

niamniam says
hahaha i nwhat sense 'know better'

dakota says:
hahhaa!
dakota says:
fine!
dakota says:
what about le vu and i?!

niamniam says:
HAHAHAH. LE VU = just annoying in general to all unfortunate females in his vicinity. today he made up his very own philosophical phrase! stick = pain. stick in the ass = pain in the ass. a=b b=c, therefore c=a
niamniam says:
and you... HAHA YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS CATEGORY LAA worry so much for what
niamniam says:
note; i said MALE SPECIES

dakota says:
I KNEW IT
dakota says:
*shrieks!*
dakota says:
dakota says:
hahaha!

niamniam says:
thanks for provign my pt =)

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http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/2008/07/333-john-mayer-secular-chris-tomlin.html

interesting.

The MYSTERY 6KG/ invest rehearsals/ Janelle's departure/PW/ TERMZXZXZX

The phrase of the day shall be:
"Procrastination is just like masturbation. You feel good at first..but in the end, you're just screwing yourself"

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN A NOBEL WIT PRIZE.

And from the most unexpected source - WEE JINGYAN, Chinese Pro/The innocent, studious Kung Fu Panda/Non-closet mugger/a closet gideon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THAT IS JUST... PRO (and a very grim and apt reminder for myself at this moment)






Anyway, I just did something very atypical stick.

I write out the entire list of 'eventful' events that need to be blogged about in my title.
But you can be sure I won't get past Janelle's departure. Hahaha.


I know I could get into a lot of trouble by saying this (plausibly turn millions anorexic or spurn a bullimic cult) BUTBUTBUT it's really a big deal to me and I hope you guys understand...

I PUT ON 6KGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!


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WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(HAHAHAHA bet you were expecting some emo;;;;;; suicidal "that's it the diet starts today" comment)


I'M THE HAPPIEST STICK ALIVE (then again, probably the only stick who has the human capability to actually feel happy)




3 years of waiting!!!!!!! My darling 53kg has arrived at last.

Okay so maybe i DID cheat a little...
and yes maybe I did kinda use unscrupulous means to get that needle pointing a little further down.. but IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE OKAY!

Let me breakdown for you the genius of the stick:
1) DRINK WATER LIKE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
because... technically,water is free so long as you drink from the cooler and try not to think about the vicious primary school rumour that it is actually recycled..
So joyce the genius, preempting the impending danger of a height-and-weight taking, quickly rushes to the nearest water cooler and gulps down gallons (okay at the most 500ml.. but hey that's 0.5kg!!!.. i was just wondering.. if you took in 1litre of water and weighed yourself straight after, does that mean you'll be 1kg heavier? or will the water kinda assimilate and balance itself out and somehow not affect your mass? but that doesn't really make sense..)

2) LEARN FROM THE 'MISTAKES' OF OTHERS
Paul was weighing himself when he discovered -gasp- that he put on a disproportionately great amount of weight. Then he glances at his hand and realises he has been holding on to his phone and wallet. So he puts them aside...

At the same time which a stroke of inspiration struck stick. Stick quickly grabs onto the wallet and hp.. (putting them clandestinely in her pocket..)

3) HAVE A LARGE GROUP OF SUPPORTERS!!
Fellow supporters in her cause to avoid the 'DRINK MORE MILK OR ELSE'matronly nurses who come to health checks empty handed and return to the hospitals triamphantly armed with a bunch of seemingly eating disorder-plagued teenage girls such as gid graciously lend her his heavy metallic watch.

Stick, fully armed and loaded, goes onboard...




AND JUMPS FROM A MERE 47 TO 53!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is beyond her wildest dreams. stick jumps with glee.
PE teacher (taking down the weight): so you're 58kg now.
Stick: HARH!?!?! whaaaaaaaaaat, but i saw 53...
PE teacher: no it's 58..
stick: cannot be!!!!!!!!!! (steps on scale again)

The next day on the news: ACJC PE teacher, poked to death, weapon of murder = murderer.

Invest rehearsals

Been staying back the past week til approx. 930 each night.
I'm seriously going to start unconsciously saying "ready one two three" before I sit and stand up... and "one thousand up" before I raise my hands...

14 JULY PEOPLE COMECOMECOME!

Janelle's departure:
CAPTAIN OH CAPTAIN!
you have left us to drown in the miserable sea of PW
the MANATEE has lost its navigator.
It's direction in life.
It's fallen out of LOVE.
It can no longer swim..
one WONDERS how long it can survive..

(paul if you're reading this - IT'S A PRETTY GOOD ATTEMPT, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT!)



A TRIBUTE TO THE DEAR NELLY! (this is supposed to make you regret every single day that you of your life in oregon hahhaha. kidding)

I LOVE YOU!

Lol just another one of yeehwee's idiosyncratic expressions! which never fails to amuse me!! (AND PAUL THAT IMITATION WAS JUST BAD!!!! YOU PHAIL!)
I thought them amateurs the art of CHUBBY BUNNY... ALEX IS LIKE WTF I CANT WATCH.. I love you people!
Le Vu and his Library Club t-shirt + astro boy imitation = VERY,VERY,VERY DISTASTEFUL. I have nothing else to say.

BECKY + STICK'S KICK = one rolling ball of lard.

anyway, i just wanna say thank you so much janelle =)
I will seriously miss your presence in AH and as captain of the Manatee Love Wonder!

I still remember when we both entered Ah in PAE..
we were lost, afraid and appalled by its intimidating giants... (such as you know..)
but we've made it this far,
through geog tuts, KSL, lit lessons, stoning around the round tables in the canteen sessions,
crapping around with bimbo paul,
you refusing to join the bimbo club althogh you very well know you belong in there (with your very apt bimbotic actions/sayings which you attempt to hide BUT i take note of hahaha)

anyway, all the best in oregon!!! TELL ME HOW'S JOURNALISM OKAY!!! (i've always srsly considered it as a career path but I kinda need a guinea pig to help me test the waters LOL)
break out of your closet and become a real secret havoc!!!!!!!!
(take lots of scandalous pictures and send them to us okay!!!! WE HAVE TO MAKE SEAN REGRET NO RUNNING TO THE AIRPORT KOREAN DRAMA STYLE AND STANDING IN FRONT OF THE PLANE) hahaha. "SEANIE"

LOVE YOU ALWAYS!










Term Exam Results

shall not be spoken about as they are gay beyond words.
But overall, I'm glad (yet feeling a great sense of justmissedness) about Bio and Lit =)

Chinese... U should know how much I got (it's pretty obvious)
oh well. Time to dig back to my gens.

PW

EOM IS KILLING ME.
-continues eating Reese's buttercups- ILIKE.

Asean Ministerial Meeting Student attachment

WONT BE IN SCH FROM 14-24th.
If I calculated correctly, a whopping $140 should be mine by the end of next thurs !!!

(and so would a whopping pile of hw and tutorials from missing school for 8 days)




oh gosh amazing I did manage to cover most of the stuff I wanted to blog about. But not as in detailed as I would've liked (i could probably write a novel on how I picked my nose, for example.. but let's not go there)














(oh.. and for the sake of a particular pedantic reader.. I have discovered the little tick with the ABC above it right next to the Upload Images button that does wonders to my spelling... so hah)

Harp gathering

HARP GATHERING (5 JUNE) Us at B& J's :) I shared some cookie double euphoria thingy with xy :)
SEXY ABI BACK FROM MELBOURNE!!! hahaha i seriously think chubby bunny is good for me. It actually emphasizes the fact that I do I have fats at least SOMEWHERE IN MY ENTIRE FATLESS BODY (lol I have this sudden mental picture of a marshmellow on a stick )
eating @ crystal jade

The Meaning of Stick

The Meaning of Stick:

1AH's interpretation, as of PCCG Period, 2 June 2008.

Butter Woman made us write our names on a paper and pass it round the class for one of those peer evaluation thingys. HAHAHAHA LE VU'S PAPER...very aptly described him. ! It all went along the lines of "Sexbomb" "Horny" "Can I have your number?" "levu=the sex".

sexaye aye.

As you can see from mine.. A particular 2 idiots on the 2 extremes of the human physique (one a twig the other a ball of lard) proceeded to characterise unsuspecting words like 'characteristic' (haha pardon the alliteration!)

And I have no idea whether it was done intentionally or out of ignorance(alex i know your Chinese is bad, but this bad...?) or maybe a combination of both - initially the latter than the former , but that MALE ZI PANG OF THE 'TA' CHINESE CHARACTER IS UNFORGIVABLE!

So how do you do it the catholic way, madam?

Laying it out.

Lets see..


Today I went home thinking it was another mundane day at school.





when SUDDENLY!





There, lying seemingly inconspicuously on the table was -gasp-


A LETTER FOR YOURS TRULY.





Yours truly rushes to tear it open...


but not before noticing the handwriting on the cover is vaguely familiar.. but heck, just tear it open man.


"you are cordially invited to come for PLMGSS'S graduation service on the 25th..."





BAHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Now I know why.


The entire sec4 population wrote our own names, addresses, and pasted our own stamps on our own envelopes and gave it to the school last december.

Which they kept till now and massed sent -.-'



Well. To put it in a positive light.
something else to say in 'I never' - I never never received a letter from myself.

What's new.







Really belated Hillsongs concert!!!!!!

Ele's departure

omg this is quite retarded and pointless because ELEANOR ISNT EVEN IN THE PICTURE!! HAHAHAHA. Her whole faux pre-marital sex pregnancy scam was the ultimate man. Poor Joanne's mum prayed everyday for her.. TSK.

TERMS

believe it or not I have NOT got back any terms (yet). Now everyone thinks im lying/did so damn badly that I'd rather deny gettin gback my papers than facing humiliation! WHEN I TRULY HAVENT. tmr is THE DAY.

CHI A LEVEL ORAL

First day, 3rd person.

ALL YOU LUCKY PEOPLE AFTER ME.

Thank the Noble One for Reading Exceptionally Loudly and sacrificially giving away the topic (srsly man remember the old PL days when in the timed practice area we'd compete for noise.. here it was like the person next to me was totally silent so i had to mumble to read ht words..)

HIGH IN SPIRITS?!?!!

My mum is on one of her bring-her-down-and-make-her-live-the-hard-disciplined-low-in-spirits-meek-spartan-lifetsyle phases.

LIKE HELOOOOOOOOOO.

I dont even rmb actually GOING OUT GOING OUT after terms!

fri I merely went to send ele off (" you very close to ele ah")

and then Sat was CSI (WHICH WE GOT 3RD!!!)

and then sun wa schurch

and I made a TEENSY request to sleepover at Joanne's.

and she strangely agreed. when i told her it was a PL GANG THING. hahahh.

BUT NONETHELESS!

more 'quietening of the spirit' is needed.

stick owns

Owning people, especially gideon, is quite satisfying I must admit (rare as it is)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY. I love digital empowerment!
orange = gid
green = yeehwee
blue = paully
purple = THE OWNING STICK.



OUR FIRST OFFICIAL PW GROUP DISCUSSION:
Meh says:
i like cheese
many the miles says:
hahaha of course
many the miles says:
being a mosue
when there is nothing left to burn says:
in a box
dakota says:
HAHAHA
Meh says:
at leats i can fit into one. and shut up hwee. your syntax is not impressive
many the miles says:
everyone > stick
when there is nothing left to burn says:
hahahaha
when there is nothing left to burn says:
i think its like those
when there is nothing left to burn says:
ikea boxes
when there is nothing left to burn says:
that store lamps

many the miles says:
haha wtf

Meh says:
---------l
l l
l_____ 1
l
l
l
l

many the miles says:
?!?!?
Meh says:
TSK do you have to make surrendering so hard for me
many the miles says:
OHHH
many the miles says:
WHITE FLAG
many the miles says:
I GET IT
Meh says:
(some idiots have no stupid hw tool.. so i had to do it the ahlian way)
many the miles says:
thought it was a crappy kinda box
when there is nothing left to burn says:
hahahahahahaha
when there is nothing left to burn says:
how
when there is nothing left to burn says:
is that
when there is nothing left to burn says:
k nvm
Meh says:
(you knwo those mass 'mErRy xMasSs a fAeRiEzX cHriStMas TwEe 4 eUuu````' smses with stupid (#$*)#()* designs)
when there is nothing left to burn says:
LULZ
dakota says:
we have a house full of bimbos here
dakota says:
hahahaha
Meh says:
including you dakota.
dakota says:
dakota is cool name
dakota says:
not a taitai name like,
dakota says:
Meh.
many the miles says:
HAHAHA
Meh says:
Hello. Meh may appear seemingly facile (and may, unfortunately have been linked to Tiff many times) but you have to look beyond.
dakota says:
beyond what?!
many the miles says:
damn forgot to watch top model
many the miles says:
who wins stick
when there is nothing left to burn says:
LOL
when there is nothing left to burn says:
meh is damn gay
when there is nothing left to burn says:
meh meh
when there is nothing left to burn says:
goes the xiao mianyang
Meh says:
(no one wins stick! hahaha however whitney wins in the end. the first + size model)
when there is nothing left to burn says:
RLY
Meh says:
you not gay MEH
Meh says:
even with your repeated failed attempts at geting a non-gay bag.

Meh says:
is meh not useful, meh?
when there is nothing left to burn says:
eh my bag
when there is nothing left to burn says:
is highly heterosexual
many the miles says:
snorts
Meh says:
HAHAHHA.yeehwee owns. a snort encompasses all arguments
when there is nothing left to burn says:
HAHAHA
when there is nothing left to burn says:
wait
when there is nothing left to burn says:
oh she snorted me
dakota says:
HAHAHA
when there is nothing left to burn says:
EH WHAT
dakota says:
HWEE WINS
many the miles says:
EW
Meh says:
HAHAHAHA!
when there is nothing left to burn says:
):
Meh says:
omg i hate to say this but that was highly bimbotic gaydeon! (and no, all registrations for the Bimbo club is closed for the moment. you can try out next year though.. auditions in jan)
many the miles says:
hahahahahaha
when there is nothing left to burn says:
eh what
dakota says:
HAHAHAHA
when there is nothing left to burn says:
i'd rather
when there is nothing left to burn says:
die
Meh says:
oh wait you first have to take the diagnostic test
dakota says:
that was hilarious stick
Meh says:
and you must score below 60 for iq test
Meh says:
which i seriously doubt you'd be able to pull of. SO NWAHHHHHHHH
dakota says:
omg
dakota says:
cant believe im saying it,
dakota says:
but STICK OWNED YOU