FOETOES

XY'S SOLO PIANO CONCERTO!!!!!!!! I'm so proud of you twin :) hahahah and of you too fiona LOL.

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Okay and this is mega outdated but here's the full COUNCIL NOV CAMP PHOTOS!!!!!:

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WE'RE SIMBA,WE'RE IMBA :)

just some ISRAELI pictures for the poor dwindling readers that read my pathetically irregular but "vomitious" posts...

AND THIS IS JUST THE APPETIZER.
I seriously need to go to like... Mongolia and gain some lifeskills..
In this short trip alone, i've BAO pictures to 1000+++ , spoilt the camera, lost my shoes by leaving it in the aeroplane cabin, broken my specs, and yeah done alot of other stupid things.

THE CAMELS!!
VICTIMS OF THE ANCIENT LAVATORY:



EH NOT BAD AH

DAN THE REBEL

THREE CAMELS ; camel snr, camel real, camel jr

some sheep farmer from the first century...

hahahha i started playing mary had a little lamb on his harp and ppl started taking pictures of me and his pile of coins grew tremendously I SWEAR!!!!

I LOVE THE ISRAELI ANIMAL TRIBE :)

And jon my darling! hahaha HE IS THE EPITOME OF CUTENESS :)

When we were at the dead sea, he was like screaming:

MUMMYYYYYYY MY KUKUJIAO VERY PAINNNNN

hahhaa :)

MORE UPDATES SOON.

We're Simba, we're imba

we'll samba our way to victory

bah........x19 SIMBA!!

bah.......x19... BAH! !

AZLAN, NOV CAMP, ISRAELLLLLLLLLLLL,COUNCIL RM CLEANUP

I am supposidly supposed to be asleep for 3.5 hrs already. And counting.


BUT WHY SLEEP WHEN I AM JUST 1.5 HOURS AWAY FROM HOPPING INTO THE TAXI
3 HRS AWAY FROM HOPPING ONTO CATHAY PACIFIC
6 HRS FROM HK


and 21 HRS AWAY FROM ISRAEL!??!?!!




:D


will be back on the 27thhhhhhh :)

hopefully a holier person :)





NOV COUNCIL CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




just some cos like... feel like slapping facebook's face for not letting me upload for some reason..


UPDATES WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE HOLY LAND!


OPERATION
excretion,
blowhard,
breast,
erection :)



PICS!




I LOVE WOC

CAMWHORING BEFORE GOING DOWN MAMMARY LANE!

GAILY WAILY MY LOVE (: she looked damn cute in ehr yellow poncho like a little piopio duck!


HEEHEE:D the male...or rather the slightly less feminine version of gail:
OUR AWESOME BANNERS!
Skin diseased eagle!

LOL LESTER'S GREAT VISION: SAM: QUEEN OF UNGLAM !
cutest banner alive
GOSSIP GIRL XOXO
BOBO/DOODOO
BUTTCRACK:D
:D
AZLAN THE AWESOMEST CLAN EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR :)

Isa&joy!

And it looks like i could live with my fellow OGLs :)

some cute little boy called ryann who looks like a miniature verison of russel, zhi hao some hockey dude and mun ting the netballer. l

and omg i discovered my secret talent -

I think i may have a thing for designing tshirt with LION PRINTS!!!!!!! for some reason. i dont usually take such pains to design a tshirt.a strange passion indeed.

:D

HAHAHA observe the guy in the white singlet and red pants!!! his face is priceless!





okay this is SO NOT an attempt by me to act all interested in politics (which okay I'm not completely indifferent towards but I just know enough to get by) but it's quite funny hehheh

MCCAIN GIRL!



OBAMA GIRL!




omg there's this hilarious south park video on the website too!
http://www.barelypolitical.com

WE PWNED PW! .... and Purity Talk #04 and #05

Pee Double You
is
over :D

Okay knowing my very elaborative tendencies and not wanting to belabour you poor nice readers with my hoarse account,

I will sum it all up with a few statements:

• I had a sore throat on Thursday 6 nov (now isnt that a neat lil contained statement! yay stick you are working towards become less of a rambling freak)
• I slept that night at a record early time of 10pm, hoping when I wake up the sorethroat will magically disappear
• but noooooooooooo when i woke up the i still sounded like joe en's testosterone jabs had started kicking in (which they haven't...i think..at least there aren't any visible signs) AKA IM A 14 YR OLD BOY WHO REALISES HE (or at least his voicebox) IS ON THE ROAD TO MANHOOD!!
• Anyway Mum made me gulp down like 3 cupfuls of vitamin C, 3 cupfuls of steaming flu tea, 1 cup of carrot juice, 1 cup of applecidervinegar+honey = 8 x 250ml perhaps = 2 FREAKING LITRES OF LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• and all in the short span of 1hourrrrrrrrrrrr!

(okay you know what it isn't working there's no difference even if i add the point form cos it only serves as a black dot in the front of my otherwise unaffected unshortened still-elaborated sentences!!!...but it makes me look organised so haha i shall leave it there)

• then mum spammed me with like my usual 7 tablets + 3 extra pills + a spoonful of bee pollen omg
• but being all impatient.. i wanted to medicine to work like INSTANTLY
• which obviously it didn't..so i decided to distract myself with OBAMA NEWS
• and read the entire section from his goat herder mother to the origins of his ears
• but NOOOOOOOOOOOO
• Hoarse Voice refused to budge. I think i was nearly hysterical now. I even contemplated jogging 10 round around my estate cos the last time I did everything cleared. But nah... I lazy.
• SO anyway i quite resignedly rushed to school only to meet the ever caring ever praying PSG! like auntie ros and friends. who told me instantly to drink coke with salt.
• which seriously freaked me out. 1) I dont like coke 2) I don't like seawater..at least nt drinking it 3) I certainly would NOT like a combination of both
• i resorted to gurgling a cup of hot sea water in the end.
• whic didnt really help, actually...
• BUT NEVERMIND!
  
• i pesevered, like MARITES, the maid
  

SO WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM MY JOURNEY?!?!

• That I have undiscovered colossal bladder capacities! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOURSELF!!!
• THAT through my determination and endurance, I emerged...a better person and a better um, container-of-pee
• ESSENTIAL LIFE SKILLS! like handling unjust treatment (and circumstances) towards myself with DIGNITY AND GRACE
  

:D omg when tiff and joe's grp said they were having pw withdrawal syndrome I thought they were nuts. now... I think they're slightly less nutty. But I really wouldnt do it again, really. It was a long and arduous journey. haha wouldnt it be ironic if someone did a journey on 'A PW STUDENT'S LIFE' or something.

yay so in my sexy voice, hwee's nonchalant attitude voice, paul's very homely voice and gid's presenterphonesex dude voice, MANATEELOVEWONDER did it again =)

now on to..

PURITY TALK #04 - RAISING EYEBROWS OVER EYEBROWS

okay so it all started when sherrie had a great idea to go eyebrow-threading together :D

according to her friend shalini BALA, we had to go tto CENTREPOINT ORCHARD to find a shop called RUPINI'S (like. rupini's the woman's shop. there are no other um. connotations whatsoever).

So we combed the entire CPO with high expectations only to end up with dashed hopes.
anyway according to shalini all we needed to do was to exploit this thing known as the


ANY INDIAN WOMAN KNOWS RUPINI'S (AIWKR) PHENOMENON!


According to the phenomenon, any single indian woman we spotted on the street would know where this mysterious place called Rupini's was. LIKE ANY. so of course me and sherrie were like REALLY MEH.

but we decided to test it out. so we ate at some place for lunch and awaited for the indian waitress to serve us so we could pounce on her.

sherrie (act sweet and demure) : Hi do you know where is Rupini's? the place to thread eyebrows?

Indian waitress 1: (all excited) rupini's?? AH you want to do your eyebrows? OH no not more in centrepoint! you have to go to .. you know oppposite the mall there? eh wait i ask my friend!!
(calls friend) they wnat to know where is rupini's!!


Indian waitress 2: ah rupini's!!!! you go to the Tekkamall one lah! you know where is that? you can take 298 or 23 bus there blablablabla (all excited too)


sherrie and me: 0.0

whoa okay so it really works.
anyway we followed their instructions and ended up in this mall called MIDPOINT ORCHARD.
seriously. how original can the orchard road developer get.

anyway threading eyebrows is srsly painful k ):
like some stupid cat with uber long claws scratching you across your eyelid
and sherrie just stood there and laughed at me
cos her mum said she must be high-class and go to browhaus to do lol
cos 'HER EYEBROWS ARE HER TRADEMARK'
lolllllls

and um some stuff happened after which I will not elaborate on.

HAHAHA SHERRIE KOH YOU BETTER WATCHOUT!!





OH AND BACK TO THE TOPIC!

which i have strayed immensely from - THAT IS, MUM'S PURITY TALK #04....
raising eyebrows over my eyebrows




anyway when i got home i was kinda wary cos i knew if mum knew she'd confirm make as much noise as a beheaded goose. soi wanted to be like paul twohill the second to cover it. but she didn really notice or care so i was like ah whatever let me show them to the world. not very visible anyway cos i have like super faint eyebrows to begin with so they just became a little more defined.

but like after one week (hibernation period to gather her lecturing powers perhaps) she was like did you do anything to your eyebrows?!


so instintively i was like.. um yeah sherrie knew how to thread eyebrows so she help me (JOKE OF THE CENTURY LAH hahahah)


then she was like BUT I NEVER DO ANYTHING TO MY EYEBROWS STILL VERY NICE WHAT!!! SEE!! WHY YOU NEVER FOLLOW ME???

and you could see she was all anguishd at my um..sudden flourishing vanity or something..

-.-''''
and i was all like..ah nvm lah it'll grow back anyway im just experimenting...


and then i was like trying to steer the conversation to another topic so i said oh mum i was thinking of cutting my hair to shoulderlength..

and then she goes really should i too
(in my mind): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DOES SHE WANT US TO BE, TWINS OR SOMETHING!?
outwardly: no lahhh, i think you look better with long hair..very um, feminine and gentle


that brings us to




PURITY TALK#05 - LONG FINGERNAILS =THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!


yes omg so while on the topic of my problematic vanity,
she goes on to say WHY YOUR FINGERNAILS SO LONG AH??
wah now vain already ah think long fingernails very nice..
put what french manicure ah..



LIKE WHAT??????



1) My fingernails were barely long! like okay..2mm maybe?!
2) AND EVEN IF THEY WERE, THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY THE RESULT OF MERE FORGETFULNESS esp since i have no more piano lesson
3) and um nooooooo how about the tips of yoru fingernails are naturally WHITE??




okay but yes i do understand her point..
sh emust keep me pure from all forms of vanity.
seeing in which she owns no nail polish bottle,
in owning 1.5 bottles I must have gone over to the dark side
such a carnal sin cannot be forgiven..

what HSM did to me

Okay first up I want to declare this - I WATCHED HSM ON THE DAY IT WAS RELEASED!

and I don't even know if it's something I should be proud of or not....



but anyway, YES I MUST SAY - HSM GREW ON ME.





I rmb when the first movie came out, I was like...BLAH -.- some disney channel show that 'em spoilt kids with cable have... that 'em tweenies like to act cool and sing along with.. that 'em just-wanna-have-fun brainless bimbos watch in their free time..

when breaking free and we're all in this together started being the no.1 song that EVERYONE in school was singing, I found it annoyingus maximus... but then... the lyrics stuck in my head..and so did the beat...

thus when HSM2 was showing on the SQ flight to US last dec, I decided to give it a shot. Plotless, Pointless show yes... but nevertheless dance and formations were pretty cool (: although there were some pretty lame ones like.. yeah you bet on it, bet on it was one of them.

with all the hype going for hairspray and everything...I couldn't resist the forces of nature and was inevitably swept along. There was just something, yeah SOMETHING in listening to the soundtrack over and over again that made you want more...

Hence by the time HSM 3 came out, I was up and ready to watch it :)
of course, i had my initial doubts.. I mean, how many times can you show a happy chirpy plotless musical with the same disneychannelesque songs?!? maybe twice was enough.
but noooo hsm3 really proved that Hsm was really more than that. It was a (omg i can't believe I'm using gid's word here) glorious climax and definitely a glorious ending to the trilogy! (OH WAIT THERE'S 4 I HEARD. but screw it it has all the calafare characters so nah)

hahaha poor debs gave this priceless look when Gabriella popped up in the middle of the bleachers and started singign to Troy on the court.

I thought that this time the songs really had a lot of thought put into it.
like they were definitely slightly more alternative(and tune-wise complex) compared to hsm1 and 2

yes plotlessness and all, it's definitely a show worth watching. just watching the awesome props and experiencing the whole theatrical experience is :)

Trick or Tranny?

penixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! :)


Okay I've to admit that I always thought halloween was a blah festival celebrated in the Western parts of the world as a sad excuse for kids to dress up in their fancy costumes and impersonate random characters to empower themselves or something.

So when I heard Yaanay (the beloved OG which has STILL fought against all odds and is still gonig strong!!!) was going TOTing at Woodlands, i thought what-.- but the mere
but when i first heard of Woodlands i was like...WHAT??!! you mean the like ulu place near JB with lots of HDBs. So we're going to like knock on random doors and go Trick Or Treat?! I mean the poor ahmas/ah gongs will kena heart attack and just die lah. i didnt even think it was like legal in singapore. like maybe you'll be arrested for... disturbing the peace of the quiet neighbourhood of woodlands....or striking terror into the citizens' hearts or something.

anyway, met kris and vivian at hollandv to buy our halloween get-up from the party shop there butOMG it was freaking ex! like the cheapest was 10 bucks for a flimsy plastic mask! losers like us got sent off to the neighbouring mama shop which was basically budgethalloween 101. kris got some clown hair shit, gab the scream mask,and i got this Pirate Package thingy which was quite awesome okay it had some cool vest + sword + eyepatch + hook + flag + hatthingy for only ten bucks :D

only to reach home and realize i can't fit into the fetus-seized vest. like the arm holes are the size of tennis balls!!! and its not like I have monique coleman's arms (Sherrie: HEHEHE) anyway rushed down to Woodlands to meet the rest of the Penix gang.

then while taking the bus to Bishan I realised ppl were staring at me for some strange reason but I thought, screw them. to my great horror and embarrassment, when I sat down, I realised the handle of my sword was sticking out like some sore thumb.. like I wanted to whip it out any moment and brandish its aluminium blade in someone's face ahhhhh.

But nvm the rest of the Penix gang was relatively noob at all this so we all looked just like freaks with bad fashion sense rather than trick o'treating scary freaks.

Gabriel looked the most 'halloweenish' in his The scream mask, Jon was just the joke of the night with adela's IJ uniform, Enna was a clown/witch, Adela was a... um, jogging monster? Kris was a kickass militant, Joel was the invisible man/skunk (being all black and wearing black), and vivian was a.. err, suspended nerd?(lol sounds like a oxymoron)

okay then we proceeded to further embarass ourselves by - surprise - taking the bus in the WRONG DIRECTION from the interchange(it was loop service but we sat in it for like 45 minutes instead what was supposed to be just '5 stops away')

In the process of which me kris viv were playing ssm and jon and gab were playing around with my pseudo sword. and omg i was almost going hysterical cos yen was like everyone's leaving and there are no sweets left etc. anyway the uncle was all like.. 15 mins .. reaching soon.. and LO AND BEHOLD after like ages ended up at where?? THE INTERCHANGE AGAIN!!! yes and this time we were at the correct side. so we continued on the bus while people got on (this is where we were supposed to get on) for another 5 painfully slow stops.

upon arrival we whipped out our costumes and transformed ourselves.
I took out my red bandana and clawww
kris put on her army cap
viv her glasses
gabe his mask (which made him look better)
enna her clown hair :D
joel his skunk hoodie
adela her red cheesy sunglasses,neon headband, sweatbands and high socks (i still have no idea how a midnight jogger who is afraid of the glaring moonlight is supposed to be spooky)
and...
jon looked at the pinafore as though it was his mother's used underwear..looking thoroughly lost and confused at what went where. anyway it (surprisingly..or not) seemed to be made for him (like omg he was even a guai kia IJ-ian. pls it went up to his KNEES! and its seams didnt burst GASP)

then i rmb i had a sword...
so i casually asked the idiots where it was
AND HAH.
They had the CHEEK to laugh and tell me they left it on the damn bus!!!!!!!
MY (well almost) TEN DOLLAR SWORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
still rub it in somemore ):

so we walked around the entire Woodlands Celebrates Halloween estate going up to 'em kickass ang mo houses with 'em kickass spooky decorations and collecting kickass candy (omg sounds like fiona's blog) from badass ang mo kids with their badass parents beside them.

yayyyyy we had cool US candy. not that I really cared
omg pls dont call me a devil child but...
I seriously DO NOT like candies (esp those hard ball-like ones omg ew)
but i like gummies (NON SOUR ONLY) and um generally things chewy like CHOCOLATE:D

anyway i'm pissed that no one cared about us despite our pains to dress up...COS in the end because SOME ONE just had to steal all the limelight with a costume..no a uniform he didnt even have to buy!!!! the bobo jon was the star of the night. the princess of the palace. the cinderella of the ball. like omg everyone loved him! the ang mo uncle was like totally flirting with him and calling him sweetie, the ang mo auntie was saying he was the prettiest girl she'd ever seen and like 2 random groups of giggly teenage girls requested to take photo with him. oh...and this row of um... ma- malay dudes yes were sitting along the roadside whistling and calling him sexaye. hahaha seeing in which he received all this attention (which, strangely enough he never did as a GUY) we decided to exploit it by making him go ahead of us to collect the sweets...

MEMOIRS OF A TRANNY:

I am so lonely... someone pick me up and send me to Orchard tower..at least I get paid there

eh poledancing pose doesnt seem to work..maybe i'll do a marilyn monroe.. ah forget it lah JUST FLASH

gasp adela the hardcore jogger upskirting the dainty IJ girl who (thankfully) is wearing very manly black pants...

gab: i....need.... more.... white powder..
jon: noooo! i will neverrrr desert my darling even though you shiver and vibrate and hallucinate. let me sit here and look pretty with my flower and scarf...

Pirate nerd, freak jogger and her pet Ice Bat

Freak jogger, suspended bobble head nerd with pet Ice Bat and wannabe jack sparrow

FUN TIMES Y'ALL :)